writingforclass

video post

2008-12-17T18:16:00.000-08:00

Rod and his crew are at a road with a hill. Rod has a luge board. Rod sets the board down and gets on it. He says his safe word will be whisky. He says the "H" in it. His friends question why he says it like that. Rod continues to say words that start with "wh." Rod asks Denise to move the blocks that are in front of the board. puts helmet on and counts to two before they let him go. He starts flying down the hill yelling whisky before he hits the motor home.

Rod sets luge down on its bottom. The sigh Rod makes when he gets on the board. The jumpsuit that rod is wearing. The big guy waving his backpack. Rod's step brother leaning side to side while he talks. Rod's facial expression rod makes while talking to his step brother. Rod looks a way when he gets mad. Rod has a very concerned tone on his voice while yelling "whisky."

seasons-#8

2008-12-03T21:19:00.000-08:00

It is very cold

i just want to bundle up

winter is not fun

summer is so hot

it's so hot it makes me trot,

to hot it is not

in spring it is wet

so wet my shoes get soggy

but it's still pretty

Laws

2008-11-13T19:23:00.001-08:00

Attention! There will now be a new law affective immediately. Cheating and lieing to your husband/wife is now punishable by jail time. The jail time is a minimum of two months unless your spouse lets you free. This is a very serious matter and is not to be taken lightly. It is cruel, unfair, and extremely selfish. There are many ways to avoid this. You can marry someone that you actually love. Another option is get a divorce because obviously you don't want to be with that person. The second new law that is being passed immediately is discrimination based on skin color and sexuality. This means any K.K.K. meetings may be broken up and members may be arrested for discrimination. This also means making fun of a person by calling them a "fag","homo", "fudepacker" will not be tolerated! Actions on this will result in a minimum of one year in prison! There are many ways to avoid this. The first way to avoid discrimination is to grow up and not be so immature. Another way is think harder before you talk. These laws were voted on by the people of the government and will not be changed with out proper appeal by the courts.

Beast

2008-10-29T20:22:00.000-07:00

This is a new type of giraffe. The World has been so full of burger kings all over the world that burgers are every where. A heard of giraffes started eating Burger King for every meal. This caused the ginetic structure of this animal to change and is now perminetly FAT. They call these new giraffes Fatomas Giraffes. This lard full creature eats nothing but unhealthy burgers. the weight of these beasts over weighs some Blue whales (biggest animal in the world.) Park reserve members have to specially order over 1,000 burgers per day. The problem is that they don't like mustard, so all of the burgers have to be specially ordered. The food is payed for by the african tax payers. If someone other the park rangers tries to go near these wild animals they will try to charge. These animals have so much fat that there top speed is 3 M.P.H. before they start tripping over their own fat legs. These animals are shy of humans and even other animals.

10/24/08

2008-10-23T18:14:00.000-07:00

This product is designed to make the world cleaner. Many more men would wash the germs off of their hands if these were placed in some bathrooms. This product is called "Sink Babes." This product adds a fun environment for this setting. These Sink Babes can be used in places like fun restaurants, bars, and clubs. Sink Babes are not limited to these places. Sink Babes come in different colors. Also the outline of the pants of these babes can be all different or the same. There is also an option for a non painted version that you can paint your self. The price for these is $350 for each sink. The Sink Babes don't go on sale for another year. We have received many e-mails trying to order them already. These sinks will go off the shelves quick so keep an open eye to order a few of these things.

writing 3

2008-09-24T17:50:00.000-07:00

On this calm afternoon I have noticed more about nature then ever before. Beams of light from the sun gaze over the mountains and through the clouds. The river below winds like a slithery snake. Black jagged mountains stick up from the earth. Refreshing smell of Christmas tickles the nose hairs like a feather rubbing on the back of your neck. I can taste the maple syrup from the pine trees every time i in-hail. Chirping of birds playing a song to their own beat. old dried leaves crunch from the dense wild life walking along the floor of this forest. Cool wind from the west hits my face like a small fan blowing on low. Each step soft from the soil being damp and cold like an old basement. Sight continues for miles never seeming to have an end. As i wait and watch the sun set, the light changes more rapidly then coarse of a tornado. Lights of pink, blue, and orange shoot out from behind the mountain. Life here seems to be stress free and perfect. The sights are to die for, and the weather is flawless. Standing on this bluff takes me back to being a kid. I would always make tree forts and ground forts along the bluff. This experience will never be forgotten.

#1 picture discription

2008-09-10T19:41:00.000-07:00

Republicans:

OK, i know you guys are republicans so I'll try to keep this explanation as simple as possible. I'll also try to accommodate the fact that the only thing you really know is how to send troops into war whenever you possibly can. The big black thing is called a Bull. This animal is the male version of a cow (big animal that has black and white spots also the animal you get milk from.) The bull has huge horns on the top of it's head that can stab threw through you if you get in the way. The person in the colorful outfit is a "Bull Fighter." he makes the bull charge at him and then he quickly moves out of the way. In this picture the bull somehow dug his head into the dirt and catapulted his back legs into the air.

Musicians:

To all of the musicians out there this picture will be obvious. As the music plays loudly to the crowd the bull fighter/composer is dancing around the bull with the long sharp horns and keeping the beat for the orchestra. As the nimble composer leads the beautiful music he gracefully steps out of the way. The bull is not so graceful and his horns get stuck into the flat ground and his fight fly up as he gets major air. After that he lands flat on his back. His F.A.C.E. gets all full of dirt. This upsets the bull and makes him want to attack more. Although this bull is in good shape, he still doesn't need any rests.