Beast

This is a new type of giraffe. The World has been so full of burger kings all over the world that burgers are every where. A heard of giraffes started eating Burger King for every meal. This caused the ginetic structure of this animal to change and is now perminetly FAT. They call these new giraffes Fatomas Giraffes. This lard full creature eats nothing but unhealthy burgers. the weight of these beasts over weighs some Blue whales (biggest animal in the world.) Park reserve members have to specially order over 1,000 burgers per day. The problem is that they don't like mustard, so all of the burgers have to be specially ordered. The food is payed for by the african tax payers. If someone other the park rangers tries to go near these wild animals they will try to charge. These animals have so much fat that there top speed is 3 M.P.H. before they start tripping over their own fat legs. These animals are shy of humans and even other animals.

10/24/08

This product is designed to make the world cleaner. Many more men would wash the germs off of their hands if these were placed in some bathrooms. This product is called "Sink Babes." This product adds a fun environment for this setting. These Sink Babes can be used in places like fun restaurants, bars, and clubs. Sink Babes are not limited to these places. Sink Babes come in different colors. Also the outline of the pants of these babes can be all different or the same. There is also an option for a non painted version that you can paint your self. The price for these is $350 for each sink. The Sink Babes don't go on sale for another year. We have received many e-mails trying to order them already. These sinks will go off the shelves quick so keep an open eye to order a few of these things.